Me: I need wine. Or crack. Something…
Did you really just say that?
Me: LOL it’s an expression
Crack… the expression LMAO
Mr.Amazing: let’s see… legal alcohol or crack rock… lol
Me: not crack the drug
Mr.Amazing: I am laughing at my desk
Mr.Amazing: I need some wine, or crack…
Me: I feel a Facebook status coming on
Mr.Amazing: lol I can’t stop laughing, Eli probably thinks I am retarded
Mr.Amazing: I need wine or crack
Me: Now you are making me laugh
Mr.Amazing: I could really use a sandwich, some chips, maybe some crack
Me: that’s it, I’m posting it on Facebook!
Mr.Amazing: lol, your dad would be like…
“if you are gonna do crack, let me get you in touch with some people I know”
Me: I know right?
Me: I totally just posted it
The new expression?
Whatever are you talking about?
I searched “or crack” on Google
Mr.Amazing: first reference was “Nice price or crack pipe News”
Me: I might LOVE to see the face of whoever sees your Google history
Mr.Amazing: second is … “Lindsay Lohan is Smoking Either crack or Meth, Says her Father …”
I posted it on Facebook!
Me: I almost choked on my own saliva
Mr.Amazing: Damn I’m hungry, I could really use a sandwich or some crack…
Me: LOL crack would suppress your appetite
Don’t be offended… It was meant to be completely out-of-place … that’s why it’s funny
Mr.Amazing: oh… is that why? So remember last night when we were talking about SQUIRREL!!!
I love that
Me: So funny
Me: ROTFLMAO!!! OMG! I want to watch the movie now
Me: Trouble with Tribbles