Set the goal not to tweet while sleep deprived… this Gchat was the result of said goal
Mr. Amazing: Do you want to transfer $30 back to my account so I can get Setebello for dinner?
me: Roast in slowcooker… your family coming
Mr. Amazing: Oh… pot roast
See… I offered
me: That was pure evil
Mr. Amazing: lol
me: Hey Kerry… Do you want to eat your favorite dinner? Or you want to play with a raw hunk of cow with ice cubes sticking to it in the morning and eat it that night
Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO
me: With people over… (I hate people)
Mr. Amazing: ooooh… Oh… umm…. oh….. …uhhh…. ummm….. uh…. Oh OH… the second one?!
me: Tell the lucky lady what she won
Well Bob… she has won a hunk of beef… that will cause her to be ill.. and she will do the dishes too!
Just so you know… Ice cubes rip raw cow ass up… just like they would stick to your tongue
… Got Sleep?
Mr. Amazing: ROFLMAO
rip raw cow ass up
I can’t stop laughing
But… Its true
Mr. Amazing: I didn’t think you would be stirring the cow ass with the ice cubes
me: It really was all a bit more complicated that you imagined I think… remember when I asked… at the last-minute this morning… Do you think it will all fit?
I had to RIP ice cubes from the hunk of cow ass.. and rearrange them
Gagging the whole time.. doing the potty looking type of dance and squealing in terror
Mr. Amazing: ripping off cow flesh
it will just add flavor to the potatoes
cow ass flesh flavor
me: Right? That is what I figured…
I will serve you a heaping plate of it tonight… assuming I remembered to turn on the slow cooker
Mr. Amazing: oh God
please tell me you did
me: Ofcourse I did… I checked twice… and locked the doors twice
Mr. Amazing: and make sure to turn it to low
me: and went back and checked my curling iron
…. I just sneezed gum into my hands… see.. these are the things you learn when I cant tweet it
Mr. Amazing: lol – would you have tweeted that?
me: Yes… Yes I would have
Mr. Amazing: got sleep?
me: Belly Buttons can join Feet and Raw Cow ass on my , NASTY list again… what I would have tweeted
Mr. Amazing: belly buttons?
like your own?
are you inspecting your naval?
Mr. Amazing: Why?
Are you looking for something?
me: …. I don’t have a valid response
Mr. Amazing: ROFL… I love you