G-Chat
Mr. Amazing: 84.5% of the time, it’s wrong every time
: 25% of people polled think I am crazy
15% want to vote for Santorum
me: ROTFLMAO!
Mr. Amazing: you do the math
No more male ovarian jokes?
me: You think?
Mr. Amazing: You do the math
You think I’m crazy?
You do the math
You like juice smoothies?
me: ROTFLMAO! You do the math
Mr. Amazing: I love it when people put that out of context
You do the math
me: Quit saying it! LMAO
I smell like peanut butter… thought you should know
Mr. Amazing: Let’s see 9% of people think that they don’t want to do the math, more people than that don’t like math, 23% of all people polled were polled as saying 45% of the time they were polled inappropriately and 9% of those were polled and asked if they liked bubble gum, nearly 90% of those people polled at 45% favorable for a Republican president… therefore… people who like bubble gum were polled inappropriately and want a Republican president…
you do the math
me: I like bubble gum…
Your calculations are incorrect
Mr. Amazing: I am sorry, there is a 45% chance that you don’t even believe what you are saying
according to numbers and polling by “Americans who want to save Americans”
me: Its true.. Im not really convinced I like bubblegum..
Mr. Amazing: (but not South Americans, or Canadians)
(or Mexico)
(or Hondurus)
(or Costa Rica)
me: You are crazy… back to my peanut butter problem……..
Mr. Amazing: (or Nicarauga)
Dogs like peanut butter
You do the math
me: Did you just call me a Dog?
Mr.Amazing: http://dsc.discovery.com/cars-bikes/fully-operational-tron-light-cycle-now-street-legal-and-for-sale.html
me: YOU NEED THAT!
Okay… I need that… (im a better driver)
Mr.Amazing: http://dsc.discovery.com/cars-bikes/man-builds-street-legal-batmobile-using-turbine-engine.html
me: No, Tron Bike is cooler.
Does it leave a light trail???
because the grid is real
Mr.Amazing: I got in man…
me: I should start calling you number 1
like… “number 1, engage”
and “make it so number 1”
