Five Reasons I am not reading Fifty Shades of WOW… this is Erotica (porn for the search engines) disguised as a novel for you religious freaks (All of which I am not)
1- I like sex. Actual sex. That takes place in reality.
2- I would rather read Dune… and become a spice addicted crackhead… (Implied: […]
This time last year I was blogging about my stomach doing somersaults of fear… dread rising in the back of my throat…. agitated…. unable to sleep….small child going to his summer visitation…
When he is gone… I cling to my phone… he texts me frequently out of boredom…. he is getting older… and therefore less willing […]
Utah’s most dangerous intersections
ABC 4’s Noah Bond asked her, “How many crashes have you seen here in the past two or three months?” Opperman replied, “About four or five.” Noah Bond then states “93% of these were caused by drivers!” REALLY?? What were the other 7%??
Mom: “Em, what do you want mama to make for your birthday dinner tomorrow night?”
Em: “I want to go to Las Vegas!”
Mom: “A little out of my price range, my dear little diva!”
Em: “Okay, mac n cheese.”
Mom: That’s disgusting! I knew someone who got fired for doing […]
My Facebook Status: … Boob sweat… And that’s all I have to say about the first day of hades… I mean… summer… G-Chat me: I posted about boob sweat in my status update… see… my life is really complete Mr Amazing: Well, now I think it is complete Boob sweat is way better than ball sweat me: And now I am giggling at […]
I cannot explain why this has been my constant … Since it came out… I don’t know if it is the energy raising rhythm and build up… or if it is the sad undertones… or the message of I’m not who I thought I was… but I’m still here… I still breath… This has been my theme song of theme songs… […]
G-Chat (Day three no sleepy) Mr Amazing: I am just struggling to not fall asleep. I think I need caffeine me: probably Mr Amazing: they have a rack of gummies, like 30 kinds me: Shut the front door… what kind …who is they Mr Amazing: Toasters, it is where I acquire chai tea latte me: Hmph Mr Amazing: they have all kinds of stuff and […]
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