My Facebook Status: … Boob sweat… And that’s all I have to say about the first day of hades… I mean… summer…
me: I posted about boob sweat in my status update… see… my life is really complete
Mr Amazing: Well, now I think it is complete Boob sweat is way better than ball sweat
me: And now I am giggling at my desk
Mr Amazing: <— sleep deprived
me: Note to self: purchase baby powder
Mr Amazing: Seriously, two words: testicular cancer, Talc isn’t our friend
me: You all act like your balls would be worse than boobs… Which are just BIGGER balls… higher up!
Mr Amazing: boobs don’t have small semi-hard balls inside a fluid sack that is constantly being squeezed between two thighs
me: Glands! They have Glands!
Mr Amazing: glands being squeezed by?
me: More Glands! and a bra!
Mr Amazing: bras are just there to help support men don’t get support, they get uncomfortable wedging
me: Support to a 16-year-old… is squeeze and hoist the sails to a 30-year-old
Mr Amazing: ditto
me: Touche …. but that just gives them breathing room
Mr Amazing: between your leg, your pants crotch, and what? now imagine the guys in skinny jeans those guys are total retards and I can guarantee you they will be infertile
me: icepack in bras… and bras for balls… im thinking we could be famous
Mr Amazing: There should be a brand of jeans called “infertile blues” underwear with ball bra (infertile blues was funny, just sayin’)
me: Ummm So tolman says… in the next chat window over….
Tolman: OMG!!! I would think ball sweat, for sure! I just can’t imagine how unpleasant it would be! And who would really care if a woman is wiping her sweaty breasts off?? If a man wipes his sweaty balls off, he can get arrested!
Mr Amazing: I love her, she understands all you can do is cowardly attempt to move the fabric of your jeans in a vain attempt to fix matters
Mr Amazing: oh god
me: I think you might be exaggerating
Mr Amazing: I should stop talking to you
Men! I don’t even understand how they walk around with those things!