Five Reasons I am not reading Fifty Shades of WOW… this is Erotica (porn for the search engines) disguised as a novel for you religious freaks (All of which I am not)
1- I like sex. Actual sex. That takes place in reality.
2- I would rather read Dune… and become a spice addicted crackhead… (Implied: I am not a Dune Fan)
3- I read twilight… enough already
4- I am waiting for the Movie (look forward to a future post “Five Reasons I won’t be seeing the Fifty Shades of … Movie”
5- Water Cooler Talk (you’re equivalent to an office book club)…. Awwwwkkkwwwaard….
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