Fifty Shades of WTF!

Five Reasons I am not reading Fifty Shades of WOW… this is Erotica (porn for the search engines) disguised as a novel for you religious freaks (All of which I am not)

1- I like sex. Actual sex. That takes place in reality.

2- I would rather read Dune… and become a spice addicted crackhead… (Implied: I am not a Dune Fan)

3- I read twilight… enough already

4- I am waiting for the Movie (look forward to a future post “Five Reasons I won’t be seeing the Fifty Shades of … Movie”

5-  Water Cooler Talk (you’re equivalent to an office book club)…. Awwwwkkkwwwaard….


2 comments on “Fifty Shades of WTF!

  1. Danielle

    I’m with you. Totally creeped out by this. When I worked at the bookstore, we would tell people that there are 50 other books we can recommend that would be better than that.

    1. Kerry

      Thank you! Seriously!