me: Hi Tolman!!!!
Tolman: I have to tell you something… I just can’t keep it inside any longer!
me: Really? What could it be?
Tolman: I Love you… Not like in love with you… Just Love you… And
me: There is more?
Tolman: Yes, I worship the ground you walk on and want to be just like you when I grow up
me: You’re older than me
Tolman: Well, it was a figure of speech
me: You are aware you left yourself logged into my google chrome aren’t you?
Tolman: You don’t say
me: Oh but I do… and then I can open another chat window in IE
Tolman: Why would anyone do that?
me: I’m tired of talking to myself…
Tolman: Is’nt that an invasion of privacy?
me: Yes… yes it is… But im glad you told me how you feel
Tolman: Oh really?
me: The feeling is mutual
Tolman: You need sleep
me: I need sleep… This should have been much more creative and entertaining than it is
Tolman: You made me confess my love for you
me: Yes, But I could have had you confess you used to be a man… think of the possibilities