Mr. Amazing: cute
Mr. Amazing: http://www.brav
me: Its cute… shiney and silver
Mr. Amazing: We are still talking about the speaker, yes?
me: Yes – LOL Bratface
Mr. Amazing: You can play music to it right from your iPad wirelessly
me: Dont talk to me anymore LOL
Mr. Amazing: And… I can get it through my work for only $95
me: If I can only have one cat, you can only have one speaker… go home and mark your favorite… Im throwing the rest out the window
Mr. Amazing: lol
me: I loooovvveee you
Mr. Amazing: I love you too, If you want to call the landlord… I am sure that would be a super fun conversation
me: They would never even notice!
Mr. Amazing: and watch this be the kitten that urinates on EVERYTHING, What is that lovely smell in your home, is that… cat urine, yummy
me: You think EVERY cat pees on everything LOL more don’t pee on things than do!
Mr. Amazing: That’s because every other cat I have owned pees on everything, pee pee pee pee
me: How many have you owned LMAO!
Mr. Amazing: 3
me: I have owned a bazzillion… and flora was the only one who did that..
Mr. Amazing: Yeah… well
Mr. Amazing: I am happy with two animals, a cat, a dog
me: Me too, I just like to mess with you
Mr. Amazing: done
me: and I love kittens
Mr. Amazing: yeah… that’s all this is, you like to mess with me
me: Kittens are like babies, My friends get one, and I get kitten hungry LOL I dont really want one
Mr. Amazing: lol -you really don’t want one? So if I brought a kitten home tonight you would turn it away, cuz you really don’t want one
me: Oh hell no, I would snatch that kitten up and kiss the shit out of it
Mr. Amazing: I want to cry a little bit just thinking about a kitten peeing in the closet and climbing up my back while I am screaming obscenities
(this is a memory, FYI)
me: LMAO! Its going to happen one day, I am content with that for now
Mr. Amazing: I honest to god think you like tormenting my subconscious brain
Mr. Amazing: you don’t like this? <twist>
me: I told you up front, remember, I would ALWAYS own a cat
Mr. Amazing: I told you I would always own a chicken hawk, but I let that dream die
Mr. Amazing: http://en.wikip
me: Im sure the kids would LOVE one!
Mr. Amazing:: Do you see the picture of it eating the kitten, uh… I mean small squirrel
me: WHAT? No! You wouldnt send me a picture of that! <looking again>
me: Mother Fucker
Mr. Amazing: Meow
me: You know… Pissing you off is the only thing that stops me from bringing one home…. And suddenly the keeping you happy thing seems alot less appealing
Mr. Amazing: My response:http://en.wikip
edia.org/wiki/F ile:Red-tailed_ hawk02.jpg
me: Im Blogging this… people will mail me Kittens in protest!
Mr. Amazing: It will arrive in a package dead, and I can feed it to a chicken hawk – tell them that if they send you kittens to at least put holes in the box
me: Your going to hell…. which will include cat nip treats dangling over your boy parts in a room full of kittens
Mr. Amazing: boy parts?
me: uh huh
Mr. Amazing: what am I five?
Mr. Amazing: you just typed that I want that to sink in
me: I am DYING over here! I typed it because I knew I was going to blog it!
Mr. Amazing: that seems counter-intuiti
ve, shouldn’t you blog it because you typed it? Where is your journalistic integrity?
me: Bet if it was up your… other part… you would know
Mr. Amazing: are you saying you want me to take “your” journalistic integrity and shove it up “my” ass?