WARNING- THIS MAY ONLY BE FUNNY TO THE SLEEP DEPRIVED.
me: I should grocery shop tonight…I so way don’t even want to!
Mr. Amazing: I am really sorry (it’s what I say now right?)
me: it’s cool… It just means you are getting fried chicken and potato logs for dinner
Mr. Amazing: 🙁
me: So if that doesn’t sound good for dinner… what does
Mr. Amazing: Sounds good = tomatoes and cucumbers in vinegar with fancy cheese and crackers
me: Oohhhh That sounds yummy… What else should I be buying… I gotta be honest… my head is not in the game… I don’t even know what that means
Mr. Amazing: I was laughing when I read that I imagined the announcer voice… “oooh Kerry’s heads not in the game, what d’ya think Chuck” “Well Bill, Kerry normally scores in the high 300s, today may be a down day.” “Well Chuck let’s hope that she can find the groove as she heads down to the frozen foods section”
me: Really… I just pictured me standing in the middle of the fruit and veggie sections screaming FUMBLE! Wanna do some potatoes again?
Mr. Amazing: lol, that sounds good
me: What else sounds good…You be in charge dammit!
Mr. Amazing: dammit- clam chowder in sourdough bread bowls
me: Ohhhh that sounds good
Mr. Amazing: spaghetti with beef tips and veggies in spicy sauce with aged mozzarella, capers and olives
Mr. Amazing: with rosemary bread on the side
me: BAHAHAHAHA! That’s the funniest shit you have said all day…I say fuck this whole shopping idea, we are eating at 7-11… Slurpee’s for dessert?
Mr. Amazing: cannolis stuffed with spiced sausage and spices with noodles and marinara with myzithra cheese
Mr. Amazing: with pistachio cheesecake and raspberry sauce
Mr. Amazing: and…
me: You should have married your cookie wife if you didn’t want to eat at 7-11 for dinner
Mr. Amazing: hand trimmed steaks marinated in lime chili sauce with rice and veggies in a light cheese/butter sauce with some sparkling spumante grape juice and some ice cream on top of homemade peach pie for desert
there, done… any other questions?
me: Okay… Crack head… Taquitos then?
Mr. Amazing: : ROFLMAO or you should get a super awesome job and I will stay home and cook and hire a maid to clean
me: YOU should! I will stay home and boss her around… The maid
Mr. Amazing: Like a BOSS
me: She will have to cook too
Mr. Amazing: lemon blueberry cheesecake with marscapone and whipped cream and lemon zest on top
me: No Slurpee for you! you ingrate!
Mr. Amazing: okay, okay I want a Slurpee and an all beef hot dog
me: ROTFLMAO! I am not really going to 7-11 But I love that you settled … on dinner… on life… you know… in general
Mr. Amazing: like I am going to lose my Slurpee
me: BAHAHAHA! Its the finer things in life that get us through
Mr. Amazing: yes, like wine flavored soda pop