The Cookie Wife…

mama kats Share a Fall recipe that you’re loving this season.
Soooo I don’t really cook… or bake… But I do love me some fall recipes… So let me let you in on a little secret I have… It’s kind of a magical thing…. I live in Utah… Where not only do plural marriages have a reputation of being practiced… but some of the best baking happens! So I did the only logical thing I could do …. I took a cookie wife! You heard me right!


me:  <Yawn/stretch/puts an arm over her shoulder move/Drops Recipe in lap>

Cookie Wife:  Aren’t you hilarious???

me:  Smoooooth… I believe the word you were looking for is smooth

Cookie Wife:  Or subtle…

me:  Bahahaha!

Cookie Wife:  Guess what is the best thing ever??

me: ??

Cookie Wife:  Maple blueberry sausage!!! I’ll bet I could make it just as yummy with ground turkey!

me: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM I wanna eat it all!

Cookie Wife:  I made blueberry pancakes, maple blueberry sausage, crock pot hash brown scrambled eggs & juice & milk.

me:  … Small Child ate at school … I ate a leftover taco time bean burrito.




9 comments on “The Cookie Wife…

  1. Mindy

    Wow. Where do I get one of those??

    1. Kerry

      Bahahaha! Right?? She is kinda the greatest thing ever!!!

  2. Cookie Wife

    I’ve decided today is a red velvet dark chocolate chip cookie kind of day… just saying.

    1. Kerry

      I Loooooooooovvvvvvveee you!!!

    2. Mindy

      OMG! I love you already! Be my plural cookie wife? Idk that there is any benefit to you in doing so, but dude. I could weigh 400 pounds…

  3. Tamara T.

    Yes, I need one of these! 🙂

    1. Kerry

      Right? Soooo I totally ate those red velvet cookies last night…. just livin the dream 🙂

  4. Cookie Wife

    And it was Pumpkin Spice Kiss Cookies tonight!!! Mmmm

    1. Kerry

      They were magical!!!