Me: Saturday is all good to go still. If <insert adorable niece anonymity here> falls off the bed, imma punch her in da face… I am ready for a night with no kiddos I think…
Mr. Amazing: OMG I know, Lots of kids. Thanks for asking, I appreciate it, It will be nice to have a night with just the two of us, That way I can upset you without the smalls mocking me
me: Bahahaha!!! Sounds like a romantic evening
Mr. Amazing: Well, we all know the universal constant, I will do something stupid
me: No uh, you do not…Quit that…You are amazing and I miss having slurpees with you
Mr. Amazing: lol we have a night scheduled for it now
Mr. Amazing: Let me just pencil that in
me: BAHAHAH! I was just trying to make you blush!
Mr. Amazing: There, I put it on the calendar
me: You behave
Mr. Amazing: Slurpees with wife between 10 PM and 8 AM
me: That long?
Mr. Amazing: Just covering my bases
me: BAHAHAH! okay okay, stop
Mr. Amazing: I wouldn’t want something to get scheduled on top of that
me: Oh comeon! just once let me shock you!
Mr. Amazing: I am shocked
Mr. Amazing: seriously though it’s scheduled I set a 1 hour reminder It’s a new moon on the 1st That’s also on my calendar
Mr. Amazing: it just says “Slurpees with Wife”
me: ROTFLMAO! You know whats gonna happen now dontcha?
Mr. Amazing: We won’t be able to I’m taking it off of my calendar just in case no offense
me: ROTFL!!! Im Blogging this!
Mr. Amazing: No you are not
me: Ummmm Still blogging it
Mr. Amazing nope I don’t need my mother to know what my slurpee schedule is, Oh Jeebus don’t blog it
I am going to create a blog called”Don’t Blog It!”
me: What if I swap out the word sex for slurpees!!!