Sometimes my life feels like a broken record… It is the same thing over and over again… Stress at work, Deadlines to Convention, lessons with kids, grocery shopping, “Do you have homework?”, “Stop Whining” “Did you practice?” “Are you lying” What do you want for dinner? What do you want for dinner? What do you [...]
With no make up… and in pajamas… laughing uncontrollably… we middle aged middle class middle of the day took selfies!
This man is the love of my life… that is all…
Discussion In The car. ..
Me: <to smallest child> believe it or not I love your daddy more today than I [...]
Mr. Amazing: ILTIS is going to be my new “catch all response”
Mr. Amazing: I laughed ’til I stopped – ILTIS or Iltis
me: LOL You are killing me… You need sleep
Mr. Amazing: Iltis
me: Quit that, every time you type it all I see is the word tits
Mr. Amazing: iltis – it’s my new jam
Utah’s most dangerous intersections
ABC 4’s Noah Bond asked her, “How many crashes have you seen here in the past two or three months?” Opperman replied, “About four or five.” Noah Bond then states “93% of these were caused by drivers!” REALLY?? What were the other 7%??
Mom: “Em, what do you want mama to make for your birthday dinner tomorrow night?”
Em: “I want to go to Las Vegas!”
Mom: “A little out of my price range, my dear little diva!”
Em: “Okay, mac n cheese.”
Mom: That’s disgusting! I knew someone who got fired for doing [...]
So it took me years to perfect this technique… but I have been keeping track of which ones get the biggest reaction… hence the quickest retreat… The 4 below are the winners! … I have included useful ways to work these into the conversation if you ever find yourself needing to end it…
#1 “I’m [...]
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