Me: In the oven at this moment is green tomatillo enchilada magic…. You owe meg uh Me… Not meg I don’t even know who meg is If you know a meg… You don’t owe her… You owe me Mr Amazing: lol I owe Meg, got it Me: Nooooo not meg… I [...]
I found this… All proper credit is given… I just thought it deserved a republication!!!
Spiders On Drugs
Scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research: what happens when you get a [...]
1 am.. We have got to stop meeting like this… I’d much rather just sleep with you…
KERRY HAS FORGOTTEN what it was like to sleep.
It hadn’t been that long since she’d had sleep that she’d forget, surely… Nevertheless, she had.
She had memories of sleep.
Well … vague memories, anyway.
She vaguely remembered how good it felt to put her head [...]
me: Ummmm The universe wants to marry me, and wants me to have this ring. Mr. Amazing: Tell the Universe to fuck off, you’re taken me: LMAO Mr. Amazing: But if the universe wants to give you a ring that’s different me: I think it wants me to have that ring!! Mr. Amazing: .01 carat diamonds… 1% of a nice [...]
This isn’t a real post… I like to think of it as more like a Public Service Announcement…. <Cue announcer voice> “We Will be interrupting the normal Friday nonsense for these…
Residents in Las Vegas warned again Chimpanzees on the loose…. Best headline ever… I guess what happens in Vegas rule doesn’t apply [...]
… This is my one hundreth post… thats right… one zero.. zero…. 100…. unbelievable!!!!
To celebrate… Here is some complete nonsense…
Are you following me on twitter? No? I don’t blame you really, you’re not missing much… JUST THIS! (“This” is my live tweet of eating starbursts!!!)
Five Reasons I am not reading Fifty Shades of WOW… this is Erotica (porn for the search engines) disguised as a novel for you religious freaks (All of which I am not)
1- I like sex. Actual sex. That takes place in reality.
2- I would rather read Dune… and become a spice addicted crackhead… (Implied: [...]
My Facebook Status: … Boob sweat… And that’s all I have to say about the first day of hades… I mean… summer… G-Chat me: I posted about boob sweat in my status update… see… my life is really complete Mr Amazing: Well, now I think it is complete Boob sweat is way better than ball sweat me: And now I am giggling at [...]
Perhaps everyday needs a fucking theme…. Soooo I feel like you have been deprived of Mr. Amazing and I’s g-chats… I will skip the political rhetoric… and move you straight into this… because well… its Friday :)
me: I love you! Im drinking coffee… in the afternoon… I havent done this in months… I have the worst headache… [...]
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