UPDATE: BAHAHAHA! I Apologize in advance to writing this post that every one of you that googles Outer Space and gets brought here… Its getting a TON of traffic… But I know this isn’t quite what you had in mind!
I almost feel like I should put a disclaimer on here… But I decided against it 🙂
Mr Amazing: It’s all because of the coca cola flavored Slurpee… choose the form of the destructor…..
me: I’m going to live forever… because God hates me… That’s my retirement plan
Mr Amazing: Uh… hello God has a plan, you can only live (or die) if you are part of Gods plan
me: I choose neither
Mr Amazing: then you will live forever in death or die forever in life – Not sure which
me: OUTER DARKNESS! Okay seriously… how cool does that sound… where are you? OUTER DARKNESS!
Mr Amazing: outer darkness sounds horrible, it’s like being Helen Keller
me: How is it any scarier sounding than outer space? I think that perhaps that is what they were referring too… if you don’t get to go to heaven… You float around in space
Mr Amazing: well, you can’t live in outer space
me: bumping asteroids and stuff
Mr Amazing: nope it is complete and total loneliness with no senses
me: If Kolob is a planet
Mr Amazing: no touch, sight, sound, etc
me: Outer Darkness is Outer Space… its logical
Mr Amazing: maybe it is being stuck in a black hole
me: Maybe… Either way… it doesn’t sound that bad… and all the coke flavored candy will be there…
Mr Amazing: living forever with only your own thoughts sounds lovely?
me: Have you met me? It sounds fantastic!
Mr Amazing: you obviously don’t understand Mormon theology
me: No, You obviously don’t understand my brain… It would be like Disneyland
Mr Amazing: you would be screaming and you couldn’t even hear yourself scream
me: My thoughts alone are the equivalent of the Matterhorn
Mr Amazing:: if such a place existed
me: Why would I be screaming? Nothing would be hurting me… cant feel anything!
Mr Amazing: because you would go mad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_deprivation
me: Would it be claustrophobic? or big like outer darkness sounds?
Mr Amazing: you wouldn’t be able to tell
me: Then it wouldn’t matter
Mr Amazing: You would go completely insane within days
me: I bet I could hold out longer than you
Mr Amazing: I would last minutes ROFL