Technically this is just a bunch of Gibberish… but it makes me laugh… really there are even two morals to this story…. Bread and Butter Pickles are Nasty…. and Mr Amazing swears a lot when lacking sleep.
Mr. Amazing: today is dragging so bad that the day itself is literally sad
me: Its so sad its [...]
Me: Saturday is all good to go still. If <insert adorable niece anonymity here> falls off the bed, imma punch her in da face… I am ready for a night with no kiddos I think…
Mr. Amazing: OMG I know, Lots of kids. Thanks for asking, I appreciate it, It will be nice to have a night with just the [...]
Remember this little gem? Cue the opening credits:
…. after all her dancing like an idiot our lead character… Chris Parker… gets the news [...]
I am cheating… lets just get that out of the way right now… because there is a conversation that happened tonight … between Small Child and Mr. Amazing (Who I understand technically is not a kid… but he plays video games… and makes up [...]
The meaning of your name…does it suit you?
I had never researched what my name meant… and when I did… I was unimpressed… unimpressed that is until I decided that the Urban Dictionary might have a little bit more information…..
1. Kerry A beautiful girl who [...]
Mr. Amazing: I don’t get paid for a while Kerry
and I think it’s important that you know that I want a keyboard
Mr. Amazing: It makes me sad inside
me: Im sorry you are sad inside.
Mr. Amazing: in my sad because I can’t have a toy part of [...]
WARNING- THIS MAY ONLY BE FUNNY TO THE SLEEP DEPRIVED.
me: I should grocery shop tonight…I so way don’t even want to!
Mr. Amazing: I am really sorry (it’s what I say now right?)
me: it’s cool… It just means you are getting fried chicken and potato logs for dinner
me: So if that doesn’t sound good for dinner… [...]
I think I was about 15 years old… those years are fuzzy… and I am old… I was sitting on a grassy hill… under the stars in beautiful Park City, Utah… wondering if people around [...]
I don’t write often about Tallest Child… Because she is all growed up… and out on her own with the tiniest of all child… cooking another one in her belly!
But this weeks writing prompt only could be dedicated to her… because well… ha! she was freaking stuck!!
”A time somebody [...]
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