Mom: “Em, what do you want mama to make for your birthday dinner tomorrow night?”
Em: “I want to go to Las Vegas!”
Mom: “A little out of my price range, my dear little diva!”
Em: “Okay, mac n cheese.”
Noel: <snort!>
Mom: That’s disgusting! I knew someone who got fired for doing that!
Noel: What did they do when they got fired?
Mom: They cried!
Nikolas: Waaa! <snort!> Waaa! <snort!> Waaa! <snort!>
Nana to Noel: “When is your audition for ‘Annie’?”
Nikolas: “Tomorrow! Tomorrow!”
Em: Guess what Noel! We had a sleep over at my dads… Mom slept in his bed!
Mom: <Silence>
Em: Mom you didn’t bring your Pajamas!
Mom: Look <pointing out the window> Horses!!
The family is eating pizza… Minding their own business…
Mom: Hey dad (Grandpa) i have a question for you.
Steve: <Jumps in being funny> Where do babies come from?…
Noel: from a penis! <She was 3>
