me:  I vote we go pick up Indian together when you get home…. I shaved my legs this morning

Mr. Amazing: you shaved, so we should go to Indian? trying to understand the logic

                       What would have happened if you didn’t shave?

 me:  Noooooo …. listen… If I tell you I shaved my legs… Im hitting on you

Mr. Amazing:  if I tell you that I shaved my legs, I am hitting on you?

 me:  Yes!

Mr. Amazing:  And I shaved my legs haphazardly with my fingernails, how hot is that?

 me:  Uhhhh okay… I think my leg hair is growing in.

Mr. Amazing:  wha? already? damn it

 me:  I am left speechless

Mr. Amazing: Well the alternative is I get take out and then eat Indian at home, or just not get take out at all

 me:  Noooo I decided last week … And you ate onions

Mr. Amazing: As it should be

 me:  It was a disaster

Mr. Amazing:  yes, and they were wonderful

 me:  Oniongate 2012

Mr. Amazing:  lol I don’t want to think about it, I was so sick

 me:  Soooo this whole thing is on you, Maybe you don’t even want Indian, You were super sick

Mr. Amazing:  Indian it is

 me:  or even Himalayan kitchen if you want?

Mr. Amazing: You like Indian better

 me:  Actually I’m good for a change, as long as what ever you bring me is super crazy spicy

Mr. Amazing:  Indian it is

 me: … it all sounds equally good, as long as its hot, I kinda want the chicken… I might be delirious

Mr. Amazing:  Okay, chicken? seriously? do you want to think about that?

 me:  No, it sounds good

Mr. Amazing:  let’s go through this

 me:  But it has to be melt my face off hot

Mr. Amazing: first bite… good

                                  second bite… good

 me:  LMAO!

 Mr. Amazing:  third bite… okay

                               fourth bite… meh

                               fifth bite… gross

 me:  I wanna eat it

 Mr. Amazing:  (first bite)

 me:  ROTFLMAO!

 Mr. Amazing:  so… chicken?

 me:  Yeah!

 Mr. Amazing:  Uh huh

 me:  Hot!

Mr. Amazing: I am not ordering until 30 mins before I leave, so let me know if that changes

                             hot

                             yes

 me:  I dont think I slept well last night… My eyes are leaky and I think this is all very funny